ok so hillary duff is in this new ad campaign to get people to stop saying “that’s gay” as a negative descriptor of, well, just about anything. so craig and i decided to just make a new word to describe anything we like as bad and not upset those of the alternative lifestyle persuasion. the new word, you ask? ghey (pronounced the same as that other non-pc word). now just as phat can be used to avoid the awkwardness around the word fat, ghey can now replace gay as the adjective of choice for everyone who enjoys the sound but not the stigma. example:
“dude those shoes are so ghey”
problem solved. you’re welcome.