Rob Blalock

Rob has the easiest job of anyone in the call center, which is good because that way he can’t be found out for being completely inept. As a Freegan, Rob has been dubbed “The Squzzard”, a mix between a squirrel and a buzzard a la “The Wuzzles”. Honestly, though, one (or two) dive through the trash for uncontaminated food has always been good for any red-blooded American. On Sundays you can find Rob enjoying himself the same way he does on Tuesdays….. well. He has had several head injuries throughout his life, which explains a lot. Rob will commonly use his break aux for napping on the couch in the lobby since he has been warned about sleeping under his desk. His theme song is “Flirting With Disaster” by 38 Special, or is it  “No More I  Love You” by Annie Lennox?